Mother Fuckin' Snakes on a Mother Fuckin' Plane
3 Comments Published by Elentine on Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 4:59 PM.
The best movie-going experience ever. Period.
It had snakes, Sam Jackson, boobs, and semi-drunk SoaP fanatics. What more could one ask for? Plus, all the free posters and other swag was a nice plus. The poster's currently hanging on my wall. Well, I think it is....You see, the paint we used for my room is sorta sticky, so I just pressed the poster on the wall and hoped for the best. Surprisingly, it hasn't fallen down yet. But that's neither here nor there, so....
For those of you who went to go see the Return of the King with the school back in seventh grade (or the Ring 2, for that matter), imagine that experience, only multiplied by, oh, say, ten. Yeah, it was that good. From the crowd throwing rubber snakes at the first appearance of the slithery devils to playing the Product Placement Drinking Game (with non-alcoholic Icees, I swear! Although I can't say the same about the rest of the crowd....) to screaming out The Line when it came on (if you've been living in a box for the past year, and you don't know what The Line is, just check the title. Idiot....), this experience was awesome.
But no, I'm not planning on seeing it again. Why? Because that would just ruin it for me. Without the crowd, the movie, was, well, meh. Unless seen with a legion of SoaP fanatics, it's really not worth seeing. Ok, that's a bit cruel. It's friggin' Snakes on a Plane! It did have its funny moments, and I don't think I've jumped that many times in one movie. And, of course, there's snakes. On a plane! Let me put it this way: If you weren't excited about it before, your mind isn't gonna be changed afterwards.
Hold on, the Daily Show's doing something about mother fuckin' snakes on a mother fuckin' plane. YES! THEY HAD THE LINE!! But moving on....
Think of Snakes like Napoleon Dynamite. You're either gonna come from it thinking "What the fuck was that?" or "That. Was. AWESOME!" Or, in all likelihood, both, as I did, although "What the fuck was that?" was said with all due love and respect, of course.
Bottom Line -- Snakes on a Plane: yeah, sure, it's ok, I guess. Snakes on a Plane + Fanatics: The greatest thing EVER.
It had snakes, Sam Jackson, boobs, and semi-drunk SoaP fanatics. What more could one ask for? Plus, all the free posters and other swag was a nice plus. The poster's currently hanging on my wall. Well, I think it is....You see, the paint we used for my room is sorta sticky, so I just pressed the poster on the wall and hoped for the best. Surprisingly, it hasn't fallen down yet. But that's neither here nor there, so....
For those of you who went to go see the Return of the King with the school back in seventh grade (or the Ring 2, for that matter), imagine that experience, only multiplied by, oh, say, ten. Yeah, it was that good. From the crowd throwing rubber snakes at the first appearance of the slithery devils to playing the Product Placement Drinking Game (with non-alcoholic Icees, I swear! Although I can't say the same about the rest of the crowd....) to screaming out The Line when it came on (if you've been living in a box for the past year, and you don't know what The Line is, just check the title. Idiot....), this experience was awesome.
But no, I'm not planning on seeing it again. Why? Because that would just ruin it for me. Without the crowd, the movie, was, well, meh. Unless seen with a legion of SoaP fanatics, it's really not worth seeing. Ok, that's a bit cruel. It's friggin' Snakes on a Plane! It did have its funny moments, and I don't think I've jumped that many times in one movie. And, of course, there's snakes. On a plane! Let me put it this way: If you weren't excited about it before, your mind isn't gonna be changed afterwards.
Hold on, the Daily Show's doing something about mother fuckin' snakes on a mother fuckin' plane. YES! THEY HAD THE LINE!! But moving on....
Think of Snakes like Napoleon Dynamite. You're either gonna come from it thinking "What the fuck was that?" or "That. Was. AWESOME!" Or, in all likelihood, both, as I did, although "What the fuck was that?" was said with all due love and respect, of course.
Bottom Line -- Snakes on a Plane: yeah, sure, it's ok, I guess. Snakes on a Plane + Fanatics: The greatest thing EVER.
W00T! "GET THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' PENGUINS OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKIN' ICEE!" "LET'S PLAY THE RED BULL DRINKING GAME! AW HECK, LET'S JUST MAKE IT THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT DRINKING GAME!" "MOTHER FUCKIN' FREE STUFF IF YOU SHOW ME A SELF-INFLICTED SCAR!" "DUDE THEY HAVE RUBBER SNAKES TO THROW! WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?!?!"
Good, good times....
hahaha i remember this day it was really fun. wasnt that also the day that i kinda gave aubrey a concussion whith a LAX ball lol