Why? I stole from a church.
Yeah....
Oh, and I called a midget a fourth grader. Not to his face, of course, but it was said.
Yeah, I think my everlasting soul is screwed.
Yeah....
Oh, and I called a midget a fourth grader. Not to his face, of course, but it was said.
Yeah, I think my everlasting soul is screwed.
Oh my gosh! The nicest person in the world does horrible things! What will we do?!?! AAAH!
Dude, what could a church have that you'd want to steal? Holy Water?
Fortunately for me, though, the jury's still out on whether there's a hell at all, so hey, I might still be in the clear.
There are a heckuva lot of donations you could steal from a Church.
...wiat, what DID you steal?
...a bracelet...