This is why I never give advice
2 Comments Published by Elentine on Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 11:16 PM.
During these difficult times, good advice is always welcome. Lately, my friends have been in situations where a friendly word would be greatly appreciated but I haven't the slightest idea as far as what to say. So, I did some brainstorming (def.-intense thinking while playing SW: Battlefront and waiting for Battlefront 2) and came up with a couple things to say on a few topics.
*Note...This list will keep expanding as I get new epifanies)
Sarah's Advice On...
Fame---Look towards the sun but don't let it blind you.
Sex---Avoid the pain and abstain/ But if you can't wait, masturbate! *it rhymes if you're that dense. It'd be a lovely thing to teach elementry kids, don't you think?!*
Politics---*long sigh* Not for the good at heart
Fantasies---Sweet, naive lies. One cannot belong to both reality and fantasy. Immerse yourself in one and you grow away from the other.
*Note...This list will keep expanding as I get new epifanies)
Sarah's Advice On...
Fame---Look towards the sun but don't let it blind you.
Sex---Avoid the pain and abstain/ But if you can't wait, masturbate! *it rhymes if you're that dense. It'd be a lovely thing to teach elementry kids, don't you think?!*
Politics---*long sigh* Not for the good at heart
Fantasies---Sweet, naive lies. One cannot belong to both reality and fantasy. Immerse yourself in one and you grow away from the other.
Sarah, I beleive you spelled "Masturbate" wrong, it's ur not er. How the hell do I know that? I need to go and ponder this now... Great, your misspelling of words has gotten me to think, may the power of penguinpenguin smite you!
I fixed the spelling. I'm just gonna skip over the fact that you know that, though.